Skateboard Martial Arts

How to protect your black wallet from moshers, scallys and thieves.

Brought to you by the SBW defense league.

Fig 1. Keep your assailant at arms length with this long range assault (Short sharp jabs seem to be the most effective method here).

Fig 2. Use your wheels to get up close and personal with your assailant (Just make sure s/he doesn't grab it).

Fig 3. The classic truck to the head (Highly effective: To be reserved for particularly grave circumstances).

Fig 4. Destabilize your assailant with a swift, powerful shinner.

Fig 5. If your assailant manages to escape stop him/her in their tracks with a solid wheelbase to the upper back (Particularly useful for thieves- If they're too fast you may also like to try throwing the skateboard).

Fig 6. Surprise your attacker with a scouse kick (Careful using this one in Liverpool, they may have counter attacks).

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Disclaimer: Don't really do any of this.